I didn't fall; I attacked the floor

Maybe she should go to a place where everyone wraps themselves as dumplings.
You know, those countries with cold weather throughout the whole year.

No one to say you're not in trend and going "Yerrr" at your not-awesome fashion sense.
No one to judge what you wear and wondering if that's the only shirt you have.
No one to compare that other girls look great in this and that, while you're forever stuck in jeans.

Just a place where what-is-comfortable finally beats what-looks-nice.